About us

Hi out there!  

Stalagmite Productions LLC is a microscopic entertainment company whose goal is to make interesting things, with little-to-no supervision.  And why not?  

Unfortunately, having the word "Productions" in the company name implies there are schedules and budgets and the like, so we figured it couldn't hurt to sell some merch to replenish the coffers.

More importantly, just because we at Stalagmite Productions have chosen to setup a little e-commerce site doesn't mean you need to buy anything!  On the contrary, our shop prefers loitering, over selling stuff any day.  It's even written into our bylaws, so bring that window shopping inside the rusty airlock and take your helmut off for a while. The cool kids are over by the magazine rack.

- Mgmt.